This marks my fourth post in this “101 Alternative Uses” posts. I’ve gotten a lot of interesting traffic to my site in terms of keywords/phrases. Maybe one day I can do a “101 oddest referring keywords” that’ll be something to look forward to. But that might take a while. Really what I’m doing is filling in text so the first few things on this list. So what are you waiting for? Veer your sight down a few dozen or so pixels and get to reading:

1. Cut several in half and construct the world’s biggest crazy straw
   *This will require someone with an incredible lung capacity
2. Construct a huge pixie stick
3. If your  football team has no tires to do drills in, use hula hoops
   *You gain man points the pinker and more sparkly the hula hoops are
4. Use a flag pole and hula hoop to play horseshoe
   *It doesn’t matter if you cut the hula hoop or not just go nuts
5. Loop earrings for a humpback whale
6. Toss at people riding bicycles to ring it around their head
7. Use an entire hula hoop (including the ball bearing inside it) as a twisty blow gun
8. A giant frisbee golf disc
9. Use to blow giant bubbles
10. Roll like a bowling ball at empty water bottles to create hula hoop bowling
11. A throw ring for a boat
    *You might want to attach several together
12. Swinging rings
13. Use to juggle
14. A replica Flavor Flav necklace
15. Frame for a giant round picture
16. Make a huge pinwheel
17. Use as a hoop for ping pong basketball with no paddles
18. Build a hopscotch course
19. Construct a scale model of The Leaning Tower Of Pisa
20. Make a giant monocle
21. Construct your very own cocoon
22. Use to cut shapes for giant cookies
23. Frame for a net to catch fish
24. Make a giant twisting drum
25. Use to tan animal hide
26. Use a framework for a mascot outfit
27. Use as a sumo ring for rabbits
28. Rims for a monster truck
29. Spindle for a giant weaving machine
30. Run through a wood chipper and create confetti
31. Take the ball bearings out of the hoops and break the pieces of the hoop into sticks to play pool with the ball bearings
32. Clock face
33. Use as the base of a satellite dish
34. Make your own Wheel of Fortune wheel
35. Steering wheel for a tractor
36. Mount for a really big globe
37. Make a gyro ride for spider monkeys
38. Ferris wheel for mice
39. Snow shoes
40. Spell O O O O O O on your neighbor’s lawn
    *You can also spell G O O G L E if you break some into pieces. It’ll also be more effective if done on Halloween
41. Stencil for spray painting
42. Make a giant slinky
    *May only be as effective as the typical useless slinky
43. Wheels for a stagecoach
44. Make a replica of the Olympic logo
45. Make a telescope
46. Launch pad for model rockets
47. Use with plastic wrap to cover a really big bowl of jello
48. Cut into pieces to siphon liquid from one container to another
49. Use to hold a wooden barrel together
50. Wedding ring for Godzilla
51. Use as the outline for a stain glass window
52. Make a giant game of checkers
53. A tunnel for ants
54. A fraternity paddle to hit three pledges at once
    *I am in no way condoning the use hazing of pledges
55. Use as a spinning dinner table top
56. Mold for big ice wheels
57. Snorkel
58. Use to organize/hide cables
59. Use to make a big round shade
60. Use for a manhole cover
61. Fix plastic wrap so it hangs in the middle a bit, fill with water and you’ve got a bird bath
62. Use for road signs
63. Use to fix broken wheelchairs that have lost their handles to move the chair
64. A belt
65. Snorkel for a vehicle
66. Key ring
67. Doorknocker
68. Make a concave or convex mirror
    *Whichever you want, or both
69. Make a sunroof for your car
70. Halos for really big angels
71. Splint for a snake
72. Get a variety of colors X2 for a double rainbow
73. A wreath
74. Miniature spiral staircase
75. Make an epic fly swatter
76. Temporary ring of fire
77. Water irrigation
78. Pull-up bar
79. Rim for a sombrero
80. Speaker mount
81. A stage for a flea circus
82. Frame for a gatling gun
83. Flashlight
84. Periscope
    *You would also need really really tiny mirrors and GREAT vision
85. Dog/Cat collar
86. Freddy Krueger hand
87. Make a skeleton
88. Replacement for PVC
89. Can be used as a replacement tail for cats
    *The new tail may have a permanent curve to it
90. A wicker chair, but hula hoop parts instead of well wicker
91. Picket fence
92. Jail cell bars
93. Bracelet for King Kong
94. Golf tees
95. Attachment for a vacuum to reach small places
96. Use to make crop circle circles
97. Towel rack
98. Cut in half to make a boomerang that most likely won’t return to you
99. Tent poles
100. Replacement tusks for a wild boar
101. Rings for Saturn
     *Doing this may require the entire world supply of rings nullifying the other items on this list

Well that does it for this week. You know what to do. Mock me, add something I didn’t, or try not to spam this post. For next week it’s between licorice and Conan O’Brien’s hair and I’m opening up the voting to whoever reads this. The voting will run until Wednesday July 13^th. Thanks for reading 🙂