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25 Favorited Tweets Part Três

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Greetings readers! I know some of you may be a bit surprised to read a post not pertaining to 101 alternative uses for “random item”. Truth be told I really wanted to, but work just got busy and I really couldn’t get focused on writing a complete list. So instead of letting the blog go neglected for a week I’d do another “25 favorited tweets” post. I’ve done two in the past but haven’t really done any in a while. Some of them have been industry related (SEO & SMM) and some not. I’ve amassed over 200 or so favorite tweets and just picked 25 that haven’t been used. But enough rambling, here is my third set of 25 favorited tweets:

wait, wasn't it suppose to be the end of the world a few hours ago? I think I am going to go play a video game.

— Sean Worrell (@SeanWorrell) May 22, 2011

Want to succeed in life? Live your passion.

— Alan Bleiweiss (@AlanBleiweiss) June 20, 2011

The Gamer (Infographic) http://icymi.me/j8k5 via @shaanhaider

— Dan Cristo (@dancristo) June 4, 2011

https://twitter.com/TimBiden/status/77050606539382785

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money

— Neil Patel (@neilpatel) June 10, 2011

I don't think I have all the physical attributes needed to twerk properly. It's been two days, no success. And twust me, I've been twying.

— paget brewster (@pagetpaget) June 10, 2011

@JoshuaTitsworth You're telling me there's someone in there?! THERE'S NO SANTA?!? /cc @SEOmoz

— Ross Hudgens (@RossHudgens) June 16, 2011


Best tweet ever? http://bit.ly/eN4r9n

— Joe Hall (@joehall) June 16, 2011

One can of Red Bull may give you wings, but four cans give you the ability to hear oxygen.

— Michael Pierce (@OverlandParker) June 16, 2011

#ChaseBank's refund check to me actually bounced. So I was charged $7 by my bank for the bounced check. I don't even know what to say.

— Simon Kuo (@simonkuo) June 27, 2011

ELLIE: Where's Anakin flying? ME: Another puppet meeting. E: Why? M: No one knows, Sweetheart. Just watch the puppet meeting.

— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) June 28, 2011

https://twitter.com/christine_gibbs/status/85759663706091521

Isn't there a old wives' tale that goes: When a baby is born, an older person dies. Google+ and MySpace.

— JadedTLC (@JadedTLC) June 28, 2011

If the plural is "zombies", why isn't the singular "zomby"?

— Rob Ousbey (@RobOusbey) June 27, 2011

nice! RT @LisaSanner: "The problem with quotes on the internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity" — Abraham Lincoln

— Kiko Correa (@obiwankikobi) June 29, 2011

check it.. StumbleUpon Lets Bloggers Share Content With New Widget http://bit.ly/lRCXoc

— (jeff)isageek (@jeffisageek) June 29, 2011

Saw this bumper sticker today: "The more people I meet, the better I like my dog".

— debra mastaler (@debramastaler) June 30, 2011


Every question is a trick question when you're a moron.

— Josh Hara (@yoyoha) July 1, 2011

Please stop wasting my time, coleslaw.

— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) June 28, 2011

How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse Using Science – http://bit.ly/l13NrA – via @wired h/t @justinrbriggs #themoreyouknow

— Kristy Bolsinger (@kristy) July 5, 2011

Former MySpace exec Tom was reported to be looking for a community in need of a friendly face.

— Alan Bleiweiss (@AlanBleiweiss) July 6, 2011

Have finally reached the pinnacle of my white suburban momness by being excited about going to Target. 🙁

— Bri Norcross (@sarcasmically) July 8, 2011

Dear @NASA – Impressive. Most impressive. #STS135

— Darth Vader (@darthvader) July 8, 2011

SpongeBob SquarePants Breaks New Ground with Exclusive Made-for-Twitter Adventure http://bit.ly/q2xPD3

— Timothy Carter (@TimothyCarter) July 8, 2011

Facebook and Twitter just seem to pale in comparison with G+, I don't want to spend much time on either platform, now.

— Travis Wright (@teedubya) July 9, 2011

That does it for me. If you have any that stick out to you please feel free to link to them in the comments below!