What Twitter is/What Twitter isn’t

I’m gonna start this off by saying there are many different ways to use Twitter. Individuals can use it for whatever way they want to. This post is completely satirical and merely reflects the funniest/oddest/dumbest tweets I’ve read lately. At the end of this post if you’ve come across any tweets that you think are completely insane, please share with the class. Enjoy 🙂

What Twitter is:
A way to connect with others-

What Twitter isn’t:
A place to gripe about not getting a tip-

What Twitter is:
A place to promote special deals-

What Twitter isn’t:
A place to brag about buying drugs-

What Twitter is:
A place to chat with industry peers-

What Twitter isn’t:
A place to stalk others-

What Twitter is:
A place to get new followers-

What Twitter isn’t:
A place to beg for followers-

What Twitter is:
A place to ask for advise-

What Twitter isn’t:
A place to claim hatred for the Government (and use your real name in your profile)-

What Twitter is:
A place to vent about the BP Oil Spill-

What Twitter isn’t:
A place to say you’ll do something only to do the opposite a few days later-