The other day I decided to clean out my favorite tweets on Twitter, I think there may be one I found from that day (sneak peek). It just got to be too much to try to organize and when I started favoriting tweets with the purpose of reading the article linked to at a later time (most of the time I never did) it got cluttered. So while I was going through cleaning them out I decided to snag the URL of some that I wanted to share before I started all over again. I hope you enjoy:

Fergie is the master of the Elaine dance

— Aaron Foster (@afoster213) February 7, 2011

I have seven cats and live with you, don't I? So yes, I do consider myself a social media guru, mom.

— Michael Pierce (@OverlandParker) February 9, 2011

I'm pretty sure that there's something in my religion that says that all creators of popup windows are all going to hell.

— Garrett Gillas (@garrettgillas) February 9, 2011

There is a dead teddy bear in my back yard

— shannonbeylpoole (@shannonpoole) February 12, 2011

Babies R Us is no place for a man. Women, please take your moms, mother in laws or girlfriends.

— Jeremy Dearringer (@PapaRelevance) February 12, 2011

Whats worse than 2 hours of The Bachelor? ….3 hours of The Bachelor!

— Mark Thompson (@m_thompson) March 15, 2011

deep down inside, I think we all wish to be ninjas…

— Sean Worrell (@SeanWorrell) April 4, 2011

Dear Math, We're tired of finding your X. Just accept that she's gone. Move on, dude.

— Red Bull (@redbull) July 18, 2011

In Costco, nobody can hear you scream.

— Vince Blackham (@vinceblackham) July 18, 2011

…My phone auto-capitalizes Bacon. They call 'em smartphones for a reason, folks.

— Bri Norcross (@sarcasmically) July 26, 2011

If you hire someone because of their Klout score, then you deserve them.

— Arienne (@arienneHO) August 5, 2011

Good morning, my whiskey-flavored lollipops of interpretive dance.

— Justin Ho-Ho-Hornung (@Morningkill) August 8, 2011

In general, the real SEO "expert" doesn't need to comment on other blogs using the name "SEO Expert."

— Matt McGee (@mattmcgee) August 9, 2011

Now every time I see Jesse Eisenberg in a film trailer I think wow, Mark Zuckerberg's film career is going well.

— Danny Sullivan (@dannysullivan) August 12, 2011

Cat sneezes are nasty. They never cover their mouths. That goes for dogs too.

— Frank Reed (@frankreed) August 15, 2011

This Salesforce conference has brought some high-powered people to town. I just saw a guy whose Bluetooth earpiece had a Bluetooth earpiece.

— Scott Simpson (@scottsimpson) September 4, 2011

Put bluntly, @norcross is #WordPress' pimp. He says "get out there & make me some money" and she listens.

— Ben Cook (@Skitzzo) September 14, 2011

If I show up frequently in your Mom's Facebook timeline around the time you were born, you'll know why.

— Ross Hudgens (@RossHudgens) September 22, 2011

https://twitter.com/#!/dmtitsworth/status/118163809016889344

Lets stop calling everything epic. This is an epic reality check. The iliad is epic, not your pumpkin scone.

— ⚡️☕️⚡️ (@tonydac) October 4, 2011

https://twitter.com/#!/sixthformpoet/status/121512488775847937

@JoshuaTitsworth making my upcoming travel plans to be with Firefox 10. I don't think my relationship with 8 or 9 will last that long.

— Jon Henshaw (@RavenJon) October 6, 2011

“@TheRock: It ain't how you start your week – it's how you finish it. #FinishStrong” yep

— Domenick Lombardozzi (@D_Lombardozzi) October 7, 2011

I bet that "Occupy Wallstreet" movement would get a lot more traction if Wall Street was allergic to the smell of ramen noodles.

— Michael Pierce (@OverlandParker) October 8, 2011

https://twitter.com/#!/arienneholland/status/122825241943748608

Playas gon' play. Haters gon' hate. Narcissistic and reductionist catastrophizers gon' narcissistically and reductively catastrophizigate.

— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) October 10, 2011

“That's what.” – She

— matt (@biorhythmist) October 13, 2011

Quote: "Occupy a job" !

— Boris Krumov (@SeoKungFu) October 15, 2011

OH: If you have an AOL email account we won't hire you.

— Wayne Sutton (@waynesutton) October 17, 2011

Men, I don't care how stunning she is– it is a good idea to run as fast as you can from any adult woman who is still into Tinkerbell.

— Bri Norcross (@sarcasmically) October 18, 2011