Starting My Favorited Tweets Over Again

The other day I decided to clean out my favorite tweets on Twitter, I think there may be one I found from that day (sneak peek). It just got to be too much to try to organize and when I started favoriting tweets with the purpose of reading the article linked to at a later time (most of the time I never did) it got cluttered. So while I was going through cleaning them out I decided to snag the URL of some that I wanted to share before I started all over again. I hope you enjoy:

1.

Fergie is the master of the Elaine dance
@afoster213
Aaron Foster

2.

I have seven cats and live with you, don't I? So yes, I do consider myself a social media guru, mom.
@OverlandParker
Michael Pierce

3.

I'm pretty sure that there's something in my religion that says that all creators of popup windows are all going to hell.
@garrettgillas
Garrett Gillas

4.

There is a dead teddy bear in my back yard
@shannonpoole
shannonpoole

5.

Babies R Us is no place for a man. Women, please take your moms, mother in laws or girlfriends.
@PapaSlingshot
Jeremy Dearringer

6.

Whats worse than 2 hours of The Bachelor? ....3 hours of The Bachelor!
@m_thompson
Mark Thompson

7.

deep down inside, I think we all wish to be ninjas...
@SeanWorrell
Sean Worrell

8.

Dear Math, We're tired of finding your X. Just accept that she's gone. Move on, dude.
@redbull
Red Bull

9.

In Costco, nobody can hear you scream.
@vinceblackham
Vince Blackham

10.

...My phone auto-capitalizes Bacon. They call 'em smartphones for a reason, folks.

11.

If you hire someone because of their Klout score, then you deserve them.
@RavenArienne
Arienne Holland

12.

Good morning, my whiskey-flavored lollipops of interpretive dance.
@Morningkill
Justin Hornung

13.

In general, the real SEO "expert" doesn't need to comment on other blogs using the name "SEO Expert."
@mattmcgee
Matt McGee

14.

Now every time I see Jesse Eisenberg in a film trailer I think wow, Mark Zuckerberg's film career is going well.
@dannysullivan
Danny Sullivan

15.

Cat sneezes are nasty. They never cover their mouths. That goes for dogs too.
@frankreed
Frank Reed

16.

This Salesforce conference has brought some high-powered people to town. I just saw a guy whose Bluetooth earpiece had a Bluetooth earpiece.
@scottsimpson
Scott Simpson

17.

Put bluntly, @ is #WordPress' pimp. He says "get out there & make me some money" and she listens.
@Skitzzo
Ben Cook

18.

If I show up frequently in your Mom's Facebook timeline around the time you were born, you'll know why.
@RossHudgens
Ross Hudgens

19.

20.

Lets stop calling everything epic. This is an epic reality check. The iliad is epic, not your pumpkin scone.
@tonydac
Tony da Costa

21.

There was a problem connecting to Twitter.

22.

@ making my upcoming travel plans to be with Firefox 10. I don't think my relationship with 8 or 9 will last that long.
@RavenJon
Jon Henshaw

23.

“@: It ain't how you start your week - it's how you finish it. #FinishStrong” yep
@D_Lombardozzi
Domenick Lombardozzi

24.

I bet that "Occupy Wallstreet" movement would get a lot more traction if Wall Street was allergic to the smell of ramen noodles.
@OverlandParker
Michael Pierce

25.

"I wouldn't be a mother if I wasn't annoying my adult children."—my mother
@arienneholland
Arienne Holland

26.

Playas gon' play.Haters gon' hate.Narcissistic and reductionist catastrophizers gon' narcissistically and reductively catastrophizigate.
@hotdogsladies
Merlin Mann

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29.

OH: If you have an AOL email account we won't hire you.
@waynesutton
Wayne Sutton

30.

Men, I don't care how stunning she is-- it is a good idea to run as fast as you can from any adult woman who is still into Tinkerbell.

About Josh

Josh is project manager for Click2Rank. When he isn't online blogging, tweeting and ignoring G+ Josh is spending time with his family and golfing.
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