The other day I decided to clean out my favorite tweets on Twitter, I think there may be one I found from that day (sneak peek). It just got to be too much to try to organize and when I started favoriting tweets with the purpose of reading the article linked to at a later time (most of the time I never did) it got cluttered. So while I was going through cleaning them out I decided to snag the URL of some that I wanted to share before I started all over again. I hope you enjoy:
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Fergie is the master of the Elaine dance
@afoster213
Aaron Foster
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I have seven cats and live with you, don't I? So yes, I do consider myself a social media guru, mom.
@OverlandParker
Michael Pierce
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I'm pretty sure that there's something in my religion that says that all creators of popup windows are all going to hell.
@garrettgillas
Garrett Gillas
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There is a dead teddy bear in my back yard
@shannonpoole
shannonpoole
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Babies R Us is no place for a man. Women, please take your moms, mother in laws or girlfriends.
@PapaSlingshot
Jeremy Dearringer
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Whats worse than 2 hours of The Bachelor? ....3 hours of The Bachelor!
@m_thompson
Mark Thompson
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deep down inside, I think we all wish to be ninjas...
@SeanWorrell
Sean Worrell
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Dear Math, We're tired of finding your X. Just accept that she's gone. Move on, dude.
@redbull
Red Bull
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In Costco, nobody can hear you scream.
@vinceblackham
Vince Blackham
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...My phone auto-capitalizes Bacon. They call 'em smartphones for a reason, folks.
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If you hire someone because of their Klout score, then you deserve them.
@RavenArienne
Arienne Holland
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Good morning, my whiskey-flavored lollipops of interpretive dance.
@Morningkill
Justin Hornung
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In general, the real SEO "expert" doesn't need to comment on other blogs using the name "SEO Expert."
@mattmcgee
Matt McGee
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Now every time I see Jesse Eisenberg in a film trailer I think wow, Mark Zuckerberg's film career is going well.
@dannysullivan
Danny Sullivan
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Cat sneezes are nasty. They never cover their mouths. That goes for dogs too.
@frankreed
Frank Reed
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This Salesforce conference has brought some high-powered people to town. I just saw a guy whose Bluetooth earpiece had a Bluetooth earpiece.
@scottsimpson
Scott Simpson
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Put bluntly, @norcross is #WordPress' pimp. He says "get out there & make me some money" and she listens.
@Skitzzo
Ben Cook
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If I show up frequently in your Mom's Facebook timeline around the time you were born, you'll know why.
@RossHudgens
Ross Hudgens
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Here's a pic of my new favorite book.#catinthehatinLatin http://t.co/pGMhv6qO
@dmtitsworth
dmtitsworth
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Lets stop calling everything epic. This is an epic reality check. The iliad is epic, not your pumpkin scone.
@tonydac
Tony da Costa
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There was a problem connecting to Twitter.22.
@JoshuaTitsworth making my upcoming travel plans to be with Firefox 10. I don't think my relationship with 8 or 9 will last that long.
@RavenJon
Jon Henshaw
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“@TheRock: It ain't how you start your week - it's how you finish it. #FinishStrong” yep
@D_Lombardozzi
Domenick Lombardozzi
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I bet that "Occupy Wallstreet" movement would get a lot more traction if Wall Street was allergic to the smell of ramen noodles.
@OverlandParker
Michael Pierce
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"I wouldn't be a mother if I wasn't annoying my adult children."—my mother
@arienneholland
Arienne Holland
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Playas gon' play.Haters gon' hate.Narcissistic and reductionist catastrophizers gon' narcissistically and reductively catastrophizigate.
@hotdogsladies
Merlin Mann
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OH: If you have an AOL email account we won't hire you.
@waynesutton
Wayne Sutton
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Men, I don't care how stunning she is-- it is a good idea to run as fast as you can from any adult woman who is still into Tinkerbell.































