Meh, okay so the title is bit of a joke, but oh well. Figured I needed to update my blog for the new year and what better way then making another list of favorited tweets that’ve been collected. Enjoy.
Someone just asked for my fake link building persona's hand in marriage. Subject: "INTERESTED FOR A MARRIAGE."
@RossHudgens
Ross Hudgens
what happens to DOS/Windows a-z drive lettering system when you plug in more than 26 devices?
@btabke
Brett Tabke
When you burn a man's face with nacho dip while he's wearing a hot dog 'stume, it's best to leave the party before more violence happens.
@DadBoner
Karl Welzein
Last night I apparently had a dream that I was a member of a gang that had Cirque du Soleil-style dance battles. #nomorecookiesbeforebed
@mitchmonsen
Mitch Monsen
You know, in a thousand years, archeologists are going to dig up tanning beds and assume we fried people as punishment.
@petershankman
Peter Shankman
With respect, the only real solution is for Ashton Kutcher to resign from whatever it is that he does. Let the healing begin. Hakuna Matata.
@hotdogsladies
Merlin Mann
CNN is reporting that Ashton Kutcher is going to stop Tweeting. Now if we can just get CNN to stop calling itself a news source.
@OverlandParker
Michael Pierce
If you've ever been to bass pro shops you soon realize how inadequate your personal camouflage wardrobe is.
@teedubya
Travis Wright
I love having a mustache. I just yelled at someone for smoking a cigarette at the gas station. #mustacheintimidation #Movember
@mikehalvorsen
HALVORSEN
OH: People aren't looking for quality content articles when they are searching for wardrobe malfunction pictures
@graywolf
Michael Gray
QVC is selling a figurine of Santa Clause kneeling over the Baby Jesus. I mean, Really?!
@MerryMorud
Merry Morud
Last night's dream had me in the Hypochondriacal Wing of the hospital. They were using entirely too much gauze.
@pluckypea
Ashley
Love this "how to find real food in a grocery store" flow chart! http://t.co/z6IxH5az
@cavemanbistro
Craig O'Hanlon
How messed up would it be if the Hokey Pokey actually IS what it's all about.
@jimmisimpson
Jimmi Simpson
Saw Justin Bieber wrapping paper in Target tonight. I'm still whimpering in the corner.
@AmberCadabra
Amber Naslund
If zombies ever attack, go to Costco. It has concrete walls, years of supplies, & the zombies can't even get in without a membership card.
@mlinhart
Michael Linhart
There is a very fine line between being motivating, and becoming a sanctimonious jackwad.
@AmberCadabra
Amber Naslund
There is the paid links penalty, low quality content penalty and "made Google look stupid" penalty
@neyne
Branko Rihtman
@joannalord "Director of Audience Acquisition" is that fancy talk for "Movie Theater Ticket Collector?" :-P
@AndyBeal
Andy Beal
"You're not seriously defending Stormtroopers?!" "they were bred for it, it's not their fault." #dinnerchat
@MichelleRobbins
MichelleRobbins
